That awkward moment when your bus driver gets stopped by the cops for running a yellow.
get off the innanet! itz me and @zeeugh 2NITE for an all smelly deejay edition of #ComeFriday @thecobalt_van
This image is ridiculous in so many ways.
“This Be the Verse,” by Philip Larkin
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.
It’s too late for me, guys.
“I want more than my share before anyone else has had any” - Kingsley Amis.
Unfortunately, this has been my life’s motto, both drunk and sober.
We covered Aaliyah’s - ‘Hot like Fire’ at Coachella last night with help from the beautiful Solange. xx The xx
My wife is going drinking with her fellow midwifery students tonight. I’m going to assume they are getting drunk and giving each other impromptu pelvic exams, despite what she tells me.
My 5 year old is bright, but sometimes she mixes up words. Tonight she told me eucalyptus trees are poisonous for people, but not chihuahuas.
I was like, what the fuck?
Turns out she meant koalas. There was something super funny to me about a crowd of chihuahuas chowing down on a tree in Australia.
Gas Mask Drill, ca. 1941
Girls leaving Queen Mary School during a gas mask drill. Simulated gas. Girl in the centre of the image, in dark dress and light sweater, is Leonora Hutchinson (married name - Dunse) … Identifcation provided Nov. 2006, by Leonora Dunse, after seeing image in newspaper.
Source: North Vancouver Museum and Archives #732
Man, today was super weird. Did anyone else have a messed up day?
Holy shit, tell me about it.